blog blossoms... how will my blog bloom? » funny stories http://blogblossoms.edublogs.org all things "Holly" (a self described "eclectic with tangential tendencies!") Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:00:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 soap in your mouth? (or cortisone cream?) http://blogblossoms.edublogs.org/2008/07/16/soap-in-your-mouth-or-cortisone-cream/ http://blogblossoms.edublogs.org/2008/07/16/soap-in-your-mouth-or-cortisone-cream/#comments Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:51:59 +0000 Holly http://blogblossoms.edublogs.org/?p=35 Bleahhhh!  My morning did not begin so positively…

I have a habit to confess — I frequently use tiny dabs of toothpaste on the tip of my tongue as a ‘breath freshener’ (I even carry those little purse-sized tubes in my purse for just this purpose). 

Recently, I’ve been plagued with a few itchy bites and have been using a tube of cortisone cream to help stop the itching.  Apparently, last night when I applied the cream, I left the tube laying on the counter next to the toothpaste… (are you guessing where this story is going???)

Well, this morning, I arose without putting on my glasses, brushed my teeth, gargled with mouthwash, but still my mouth felt “morning-breath-ish” so I groggily reached for the toothpaste to get a dab… and,

YUCKKKKKKK!  I apparently placed a foul-tasting dab of cortisone cream instead!!!! 

Bleah!  spit!  bleah! 

Lessons learned:  put on glasses, LOOK, put away non-toothpaste tubes!

holly

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